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FUNNY MEANINS…
CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮
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$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find…
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u…
$weet Good Morning
cheek ur gb na
lots of proof der
just forget abut pm
fb
i dont konw how 2 use fb bf n gf
thanx lotsssssssssssss
for wishing
but how yo know today is ma bday
i missed yo n i have prove
yo didnt missed mehhee, yo havent prove na
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good morning keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz
Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.
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