THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
╰☆╮♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮ '!••► we all beautiful ◄••! For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!! He made some big and some small, Some are young and some are old, Some are white and some are black, Some are short and some are tall, No matter where you come from too, Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes, Or the shape of your head and nose, God made it so and we are all beautiful...! We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!! Whichever language you do speak, It doesn’t even matter what you look like, God loves you for... ••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!