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me4ta22 Guestbook---╰:╮ Some Complicated Thoughts: The saddest things in life r to remember d happiest moments of d past which seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time! We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! coz We Lack Certain Qualities. But After Achieving Those Qualities, We Never Love Again! Some people hurt by words & some by action But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else! We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. A Person Who Laughs More And Makes Others Laugh Would Be Having A Thunder Storm Sadness Beneath His Heart... GOOD {Image} NIGHT ---╰:╮ ![]() Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! ![]() 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... {Image} {Image} Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age {Image} {Image} {Image} Last joke dont angry on me,i'm quiting ![]() ---╰♡╮╰♡╮ WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy tYm ---╰♡╮╰♡╮ ★***★ There was a star in life agreed, it was much loved when it sank, it did sink. Look at the sky’s vastness, so many stars have broken away so many loved ones it has lost the lost ones, were they ever found? But tell me, for the broken stars does the sky ever grieve? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ There was a flower in life which, doted everyday on when it dried, it dried away. Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have that which welted, did it ever bloom? But tell me, for dried flowers does the garden create an uproar? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ There was a cup of wine in life which, you gave your heart and soul for when it broke, it did break. Look at the wine house’s courtyard shaken, where many cups are fall, and merge with the ground that which fall, do they ever rise? But tell me, for broken cups does the wine house ever regret? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ A short life, we have come with, wine cups do tend to break. Yet, inside the wine house there is a wine pot, there are wine cups. Those, struck by intoxication do splurge away on the wine. He’s a raw drinker, whose affection escapes no cup, one who has burnt from true wine does he ever shout, or scream? That which is past, is gone... THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON.... {Image} {Image} {Image} ★***★ ╰♡ DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover.. 1st message- lets break up now, its all over.. 2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u.... ![]() ![]() Height of coolness: Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drinks and talking. 1st: dude which paper was it? 2nd: may be maths. 1st: that means you did the paper? 2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator. Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road? He suddenly shouted and said, look mom, they are fighting for chewing gum. ![]() ![]() Boy: I like that girl. His friend: she has a boy friend. Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper, but that doesn't mean you can't score goals. ![]() ![]() A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face. After Checking, Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand, u r Allergetic to lakme".. ![]() Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick / my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/ will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/ morning/good (Now Read in reverse).... ![]() ╰♡ ╰♡ “No, No, No, I don’t want to show” Time has not yet come for me to go To the world that I live this world for simple reason I want to live here for some more years as a simple person. Give me some more time for worship as I followed nothing Life was enjoyed as if it may not have any end for something I repent now for not having utilized it in best way The death lords may come anytime and take me away...'' ''A human being can take away everything in life except his knowledge, thoughts and dreams, which are charged positive ideas of illusion and hope” … Good Morning With Love and Respect………. {Image} {Image} {Image} ╰♡ | |
