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innocentTear Guestbook notHing7108 (10 years ago) Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.   happy valentine's day notHing7108 (10 years ago)accha ye lo a easy one  Girl:Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rhta H  B0Y-Agar Pakdi Gayi To  Girl-Tumhara Nmbr "Battery Low" Nam Se Save Hai Jab B Tumhara Phon Aata H Maa Kehti Hi Lo Charg Kar Lo.   notHing7108 (10 years ago)Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye...... Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha. Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya. Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai. Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?  Sharmaji Very Serious.  Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!! Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...  Sharmaji's another deadly solution:  You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette Interviewer:-Stupid  Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution… Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP) Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga.. Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna.. “TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee” Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution… Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega” Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.  Sharma ji can sell anything...   smiling day for u raat ke rani | |
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