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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: " Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers." ">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2016-01/1452774742.th.51240.jpg" border="0"/>
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: " Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.." ">http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/go-slow-accident-porn-area-funny-sign-notice.jpg" border="0"/> ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: "If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.." ">http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/funny-parking-sign-board.jpg" border="0"/> ?? Signboard outside A Bar: " Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance " ">http://www.amusingtime.com/images/050/wine-shop-funny-sign-board.jpg" border="0"/>
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings 1 Money can't buy happiness but... its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle 2. Forgive your enemy but... remember that bastard's name 3. Help a person when they are in trouble and... they will remember you when they are in trouble again.. 4. Many people are alive only because... its illegal to shoot them 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem but... neither does juice 6. Smoking kills but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die... Think again.. Be wise..
">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2015-12/1451550874.th.48856.jpg" border="0"/> Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes? Th8′z not been said a thousand times?? The new years come, the old years go We know we dream, we dream we know We rise up laughing with the light We lie down weeping in d night.. We hug d world until it stings We curse it then and sigh for wings We live, we love, we woo, we wed We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear And th8′s the burden of a year We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015. He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring) 12 children and 365 grandchildren. He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight. After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014. May his soul rest in peace.
Lets Say Good Bye 2015. When this Year come to his end. Let it be said I hv played the friends, Have lived & loved & labored here, And made of it a happy year. Dear Friend In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You, Irritated You, And Annoyed You; I Just Want To Tell You That... . . . . . . . . . . I Plan To Continue ">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2015-12/1451550624.th.89841.jpg" border="0"/> I wish that n't a single tear trickles down your cheek this New Year. May u be bless with joy n happiness aal di year round. ">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2015-12/1451550400.th.95795.jpg" border="0"/> ╰╰╮╮♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮
1) Silence is sometimes the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted, maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday, sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap, it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it, sometimes each song has a personal memory associated. [ Isn't it ??